Pew Poo Poo Pew | Boxer Briefs
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Designed for Men
Take on the Galactic Empire with a pop-culture twist on the classic "pew pew" blaster noises. 🔫 May the "Poo Poo" be with you.
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🌿 Bamboo Benefits
A natural wonder material, bamboo is the ideal fabric for your most sensitive areas:
● Ultra Soft — Offering a luxurious feel against your skin.
● Breathable — Keeping you naturally cool and dry all day long.
● Hypoallergenic — Ideal for sensitive skin, reducing the risk of irritation.
● Moisture-Wicking — Ensuring you stay fresh and comfortable.
● Low Odor + Stain Resistant — Outlast, perfect for long adventures and long days.
● Eco-friendly — A sustainable, renewable resource, growing quickly without the need for pesticides or fertilizers.
Ditch plastic fabrics and make the switch to refreshing bamboo for ultimate comfort and sustainability!
🍆 Sexy + Supportive
do+dare boxer briefs are built to make you look and feel your best.
● Highlight Your Shape — Ludicrously soft and stretchy, these undies enhance your natural shape, even that one 🍆! They’re VERY sexy and keep you looking sharp (VPL for the world!).
● Hugs Your Bits — The 4-way stretch fabric keeps you comfortably supported with a snug fit that stays in place, providing a seductive + supportive fit even during intense activities.
● Stay Fresh — Bamboo breathes, wicks away sweat, fights odors, resists stains, and dries quickly. Stay cool and confident all day long.
● No Sensory Overload — Strategically placed seams eliminate irritation in your most sensitive areas. No diaper vibes here—just sleek, sexy comfort.
● Go Confidently — The sporty, no-roll waistband keeps your undies in place all day, so no rolling, digging, or riding up. Move freely with confidence.
● As Tough As You — Unbelievably soft on the inside and super durable on the outside, these undies are built to last. Stand the test of time in style.
🍁 Made In USA + Canada
Did you know 99.5% of underwear are now mass-produced overseas in low-cost countries? do+dare undie co. is committed to local craftsmanship and North American excellence.
● Worth the Cost — Though it costs 3-5x more to make our undies here, we believe the benefits are priceless.
● Better "Ingredients" — Softer. Stronger. Tougher. Invest in quality because do+dare undies outlast the competition.
● Innovation and Quality — Local production allows us to innovate quickly and maintain high quality standards.
● Ethical Production — We stand for equality and human rights, ensure fair wages and safe working conditions for our workers.
● Future Generations — Our future generations rely on the learnings of local craftsmanship, expertise and sustainable practices.
♻️ Zero-Waste
We work hard to use less and do more.
The Undie Puck
Your undies will arrive as an Undie Puck. It's our zero-waste packaging idea. Poke it, to open it.
Upcycle Your Old Undies
Send us your old undies and they'll get a second life as car parts - seriously. And we'll send you dollars towards your purchase.
🧼 Wash + Care
do+dare undies are made in the USA + Canada with the highest quality "ingredients". With a little love, expect them to outlast the big brands many times over — keeping their comfort, shape, print quality and vibrant colors day after day, wash after wash.
Our fabrics are so vibrant that we suggest you do the first few washes with like colors.
Materials
● Fabric: 95% rayon of bamboo (cellulose made from natural bamboo), 5% spandex (Oeko-Tex 100 Certified)
Textile Manufacturer Identification Number: CA64702
Start with the size you currently wear! Sizes align with top men's brands.
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| Size | Waist | Typically For | |||
| Inches | cm | Adults | Teens | Kids | |
| XXS* | 25-27 | 63-69 | - | - | ✔️ |
| XS* | 27-29 | 69-74 | - | ✔️ | ✔️ |
| S | 29-32 | 74-81 | ✔️ | ✔️ | - |
| M | 32-35 | 81-89 | ✔️ | ✔️ | - |
| L | 35-38 | 89-97 | ✔️ | ✔️ | - |
| XL | 38-43 | 97-109 | ✔️ | - | - |
| XXL* | 43-48 | 109-122 | ✔️ | - | - |
*Note: XXS, XS, XXL sizes are currently available for pre-order.
Inseam: 4” / 10 cm (approximately — as it varies with sizing)
Fit:
● True to size.
● Stretches over 250% to conform, support, and show off your 🌶️🍌🍆.
● Hugs your butt and legs, staying put all day.
● Hybrid trunk style with a shorter leg for the perfect combo of sexy and comfort.
● Great for those with larger thighs or booties.
Gender Notes:
● Our boxer briefs are designed for men and those with male parts, but they’re loved by everyone.
● Women and those with female parts find our boxers especially comfy for lounging and sleeping.
● Women with larger thighs often wear them as their go-to pair to minimize inner thigh chafing.
Not So Much For:
● Those seeking baggy or long boxers.
How To Measure:
1. Find your natural waistline: Bend to one side and locate the indentation in your torso.
2. Measure: Wrap a measuring tape around this spot, keeping it parallel to the floor. Place a finger between your body and the tape for a comfortable fit.
3. Choose your size: Use the measurement to find your perfect size!
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Worth The Investment?
Here's why they're worth every penny:
- Luxurious Bamboo Comfort: Made from the softest, eco-certified bamboo fabric, our undies offer unparalleled comfort for your most sensitive parts.
- Proudly Made in USA + Canada: Even though it costs 3-5x more to make our undies here, we proudly source and craft locally. This means you get the best quality materials and workmanship, ensuring your undies last longer — making them worth the investment.
- Cutting-Edge Technology: We've invested heavily in technology — even creating our own machines, processes, and robotics. This innovation ensures precision and quality, setting our printed undies way apart from the rest.
- Sustainability Commitment: We give back to the planet by donating 1% of every sale to environmental non-profits, supporting a healthier future for all.
do+dare vs. The Big Brands?
Here's how do+dare stands out:
- Made in USA + Canada: Did you know 99.5% of underwear is mass-produced overseas by big brands chasing dollars? We’re committed to keeping expertise here, working hard to innovate and support a better future for our kids.
- Eco-Bamboo Fabric: Our undies are made from luxuriously soft, breathable bamboo. It’s more expensive, but it’s healthier and more sustainable than the polyester and cotton blends used by big brands.
- Slow Fashion: Better materials and craftsmanship mean your undies will last longer, saving you money and helping the planet in the long run.
- Zero-Waste Packaging: Our unique "undie puck" packaging is fun, eco-friendly, and reusable.
- Custom Fun: Personalize your undies with any art or text. Our superpower is bringing your boldest ideas to life, making every pair uniquely yours.
- Giving Back: We donate 1% of every purchase to environmental non-profits through 1% for the Planet and regularly support local communities.
How Do I Find My Size?
Start with our easy-to-use Size Guide for all the details you need. Still unsure? Our friendly customer support team is here to help! Plus, with our hassle-free warranty and easy exchanges, getting the perfect fit is a breeze.
Safe For Sensitive Skin?
Absolutely! Here's why:
- Bamboo Fabric: Our eco-certified bamboo fabric is hypoallergenic, incredibly soft, and gentle on sensitive skin.
- Chemical-Free: We avoid harsh chemicals throughout, adhering to OEKO-TEX Standard 100, ensuring our undies are safe for all skin types and ages.
- Latex-Free: Our undies are completely latex-free, providing an extra layer of comfort and safety for those with sensitivities.
- Baby-Safe Inks: We use non-toxic, water-based inks that are Eco Passport by OEKO-TEX certified. They are free from harmful substances and gentle enough for babies.
For those with sensitivities, we strongly recommend washing your undies before wearing them for the first time.
How durable are they?
Our undies are built to last, outlasting the competition many times over. Here's why:
- High-Quality Materials: We use the best eco-certified bamboo fabric and robust stitching techniques, ensuring superior durability compared to other brands.
- Rigorous Testing: Our undies undergo stringent quality control tests to withstand everyday wear and washing, maintaining their shape and comfort.
- Customer Feedback: We continually refine our designs based on customer feedback, enhancing durability and comfort.
- 2-Year Warranty: We stand by the quality of our undies with a 2-year warranty. If anything goes wrong, we've got you covered.
Will The Prints Last?
Absolutely! We like to say our undies love heat in the bedroom, but not in the wash. So, steer clear of hot water and high temps in the dryer, and you'll be good to go!
P.S. We've spent over 2 years perfecting our prints with thousands of hours of testing, building our own robotics, and refining our processes. Our prints are made to last!
2-Year Warranty + Returns?
We want you to love your do+dare undies. Here’s how we ensure your satisfaction:
- Satisfaction Guarantee: If you're not 100% satisfied with your purchase, we'll make it right, even if that means giving you your money back.
- 2-Year Warranty: Our undies come with a 2-year warranty. If anything goes wrong, we've got you covered.
- It's Easy: Reach out and we'll take care of the rest.
We stand by the quality of our products and aim to ensure you have the best experience with do+dare.